What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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