and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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