I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
