Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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