I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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