i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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