I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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