He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
40s are totally the cure
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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