i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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