I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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