There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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