no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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