Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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