I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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