okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Too much gin, very little bucket
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We have so much sex to catch up on
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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