How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
