I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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