I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm both gender and math confused
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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