The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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