I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
