We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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