Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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