The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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