i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
