Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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