Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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