I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
How does one acquire holy water?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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