im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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