It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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