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his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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