She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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