Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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