Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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