i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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