seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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