the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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