Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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