We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
youre lurking in front of me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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