dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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