how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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