I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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