ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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