I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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