perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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