She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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