apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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