My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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