i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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