he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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