YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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