We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I have aggressive nipples.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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