hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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