After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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