I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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