Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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