2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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