remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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